Quick recap of my day

Get back from last night at midnight (even though we technically aren't supposed to be out after 6)
Try to figure out how to watch the draft (and fail)
Facebook chat 3 different people to find out who the Broncos picked
See Mitch run across BI in just boxers
Hear Mitch stub his toe when he's running back across BI without boxers
Sleep
Sleep in (second time in 3 months?)
Write a sermon for a church in a township
Hot shower
Watch first half of Freedom Writers
Take the train to Cape Town
Walk through the deserted streets on a Saturday afternoon and feel like I'm in Inception
Walk to the Waterfront
Plot out how to steal multiple boats
Bird poop. On my body. From the sky.
Visit an adventure center
watch street performers
Fego Lattes!
Walk through an expensive party at the Conservatory (expensive hotel) with rainbows, basketball shorts, and baseball T-shirt on; don't forget the bird poop.
Walked through the conservatory like we stayed there
Pretend we're rich in the Conservatory
Walk to the beach
Trespass onto giant concrete slabs momentarily, and talk about how great of a place it would be to smoke (before getting kicked off)
Walk to the World Cup Semi-final stadium
Almost trespass into the stadium (if only I had tekkies)
Try to bribe 5 different guards to get in (if we were dressed nicer, they would have totally let us in)
Get turned away by 5 guards who we tried to bribe
Walk unknowingly onto the field of the oldest rugby club in South Africa to ask a rugby player for directions
Walked into an expensive golf course, only to get ridiculous looks and eventually turned away
Talk about how to steal a vespa
Poop in the nicest bathroom I've been in, possibly ever, in the public bathroom at the Conservatory
Walk back to the train station to miss the train by 1 minute
Eat dinner at McDonalds
Catch the next train (the last one from Cape Town)
Talk to YWAM people on the train (From Florida, Kenya, Germany, Norway, and other places)
Talk to a high person speaking inaudibly on the train named Robin
Walk back with Pile (A BI student who was on the same train to Cape Town as us earlier)
Back to BI
now.
Packing, another shower, Definitely Maybe while writing a sermon, memorizing a sermon, giving and receiving massages, and snacking on Sunflower Seeds.
And it's the first day of summer.
Take that Sophomore year of College